

I do believe she cackles while doing so.īut wait! As Bill proffers a hand to Eric, Bill manages to send him flying into another pit and then buries Eric in concrete: "When fate presents one with such a grand opportunity, what else is one to do?" He then shows up at Sookie's house and tells her he killed both Russell and Eric, and will kill anyone who has tasted her and knows what she is. She sprays him with liquid silver, and Russell seethes, "I will rip you open and feed your entrails to you." Sookie responds the way any well-mannered Southern girl might - she dumps the remains of Talbot down the drain. He warns her that someday, a vamp will find out what she is and won't have the same kind of self-control Bill has. The other vampires retire for the day - "Go crawl back into your holes, you creepy cold freaks," a still bitter Sookie says - and leave her with Russell, who alternately tries to threaten and bribe her into letting him go.

Sookie, because she's quite possibly as stupid as Alan Sepinwall says she is, brings an extra-crispy Russell in from the light, but not before wrapping him in silver chains. Recovered, Eric says that Godric appeared to him - what ever - and told him to forgive Russell. When she drags Eric inside, she orders Bill to open her vein and then lets Eric feed on her. Russell berates her into using her fairy powers to break the handcuffs, but for good measure, she sends him flying across the pavement. Sookie comes to, is pissed at Bill for letting them use her - she later compares herself to "vampire crack" - and rushes out to help Eric. Last we left them, Eric had tricked Russell into walking into daylight, and the two were handcuffed together and slowly smoking like a brisket.
